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6yr:

grandma, can you knit me a boyfriend

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religiousmom:

im funnier online where I canโ€™t stutter

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korratic:

The Legend of Aang

korratic:

The Legend of Aang

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self-inflictedhappiness:

When the semester starts ima walk on campus like …

self-inflictedhappiness:

When the semester starts ima walk on campus like โ€ฆ

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lusidar:

that is obama

lusidar:

that is obama

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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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nevver:

Do it yourself doodler

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

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nishlo:

shark lava and boy girl

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The actual zodiac signs

fabulink:

Aries: really fucking arrogant
Taurus: bossy as fuck
Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
Leo: talks way too much
Virgo: overanalyzes everything
Libra: probably hella boring
Scorpio: has a collection of knives
Sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself
Capricorn: luciferโ€™s servant
Aquarius: hella weird and judgemental
Pisces: way naive and probably gay

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